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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Garfield Movie (2024)
There's a new Garfield movie out, which despite no-one seemingly wanting one, has raked in cash.
Jun 1, 20242 min read


Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Despite the fact we didn't need another Planet of the Apes film, Kingdom adds a surprisingly decent string to the franchise's impressive bow
May 19, 20243 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


Challengers (2024)
I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...
Apr 28, 20243 min read


Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Eureka (2024)
Lisandro Alonso's latest feature is not for those with short attentions spans.
Mar 14, 20243 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Scala!!! (2024)
Charting the rise and fall of the eccentric and unique Scala cinema in King's Cross, this Doc is a vital piece of cinematic history.
Feb 4, 20243 min read


All of Us Strangers (2024)
Andrew Haigh's gorgeous new film is a tantalising yet traumatic delve into loneliness, loss and rejection.
Jan 30, 20244 min read


Wonka (2023)
After months of pleading, I finally persuaded my daughter to see Wonka with me.
Jan 28, 20244 min read
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