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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


The Garfield Movie (2024)
There's a new Garfield movie out, which despite no-one seemingly wanting one, has raked in cash.
Jun 1, 20242 min read


Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)
Despite the fact we didn't need another Planet of the Apes film, Kingdom adds a surprisingly decent string to the franchise's impressive bow
May 19, 20243 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


Challengers (2024)
I've been very apprehensive about Luca Guadagnino's new film ever since I saw the trailer. Guadagnino is an interesting director, and...
Apr 28, 20243 min read


Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


Civil War (2024)
Alex Garland's latest film is supposedly his final bow as a director. He will be missed.
Apr 13, 20244 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Sunset Boulevard fully justifies its legendary status.
Apr 1, 20242 min read


Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint Eastwood cleaned up at the 2005 Oscars for this hard hitting boxing drama.
Apr 1, 20243 min read


Twister (1996)
Maybe I shouldn't have been surprised at how entertaining this was.
Mar 16, 20242 min read


Eureka (2024)
Lisandro Alonso's latest feature is not for those with short attentions spans.
Mar 14, 20243 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


Virtuosity (1995)
Virtuosity squanders an interesting premise and results in something that's ultimately rather silly.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Reality (2023)
If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


Frozen (2010)
If you're into your minimalist survival thrillers, Frozen might be worth ninety minutes of your day.
Mar 3, 20243 min read
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