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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Starve Acre (2024)
British folk-horror is a well worn genre by now, and Starve Acre is a decent enough entry into the genre.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
Todd Phillips' follow up to his 2019 hit eventually succumbs to its own lack of necessity, but is not without merit.
Oct 13, 20243 min read


Lee (2024)
The astonishing tale of Lee Harper, an American model turned photographer who became a war correspondent during World War II.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read


Alien: Romulus (2024)
There's a new Alien film out, that we didn't need or want. But....
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Blink Twice (2024)
Zoe Kravitz's debut feature is an assured, if flawed, foray into control and manipulation.
Sep 8, 20243 min read


Longlegs (2024)
Another 'horror' film arrives, claiming to be one of the greatest of the decade. It's not, but neither is it a dud.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


MaXXXine (2024)
Ti West's slasher/horror trilogy comes to a close with potentially its finest moment yet.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Despicable Me 4 (2024)
Don't let the '4' fool you, this is very much the sixth installment in this enormous franchise.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Yannick (2024)
Quentin Dupieux's film making is odd to say the very least, and Yannick is no different.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


The Bikeriders (2024)
Based on a photo-book of the same name, Jeff Nichols latest film pulls great performances from its cast with not much plot pull from.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


Inside Out 2 (2024)
One of Pixar's most critically acclaimed films gets an almost inevitable sequel.
Jun 23, 20242 min read


Hit Man (2024)
Richard Linklater's latest film sees him at his most playful.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Gasoline Rainbow (2024)
The Ross brother's new film could, at first glance, look like an absolute hellhole.
Jun 16, 20243 min read


The Beast (2024)
Bertrand Bonello's latest release does indeed, as claimed by many, almost defy classification.
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Bad Boys: Ride or Die (2024)
Thankfully, Michael Bay left the Bad Boys franchise after 2003's truly appalling Bad Boys II. A sequel to 1995's original seemed...
Jun 9, 20243 min read


Fall (2022)
To produce a high class survival thriller not based on a true story is a tricky mission to accomplish.
Jun 9, 20242 min read
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