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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Echo Valley (2025)
Echo Valley is a surprisingly solid thriller that boasts excellent performances from its capable cast.
Sep 27, 20252 min read


Weapons (2025)
After stinking our cinemas out with Barbarian, Weapons proves that Zach Creggar is actually a very capable director.
Sep 26, 20252 min read


It's Not Me (2025)
Only Leo Carax could offer up something like this- a forty minute tour-de-mayhem autobiographical piece of cinema that is as conceptual as any of his feature length films.
Sep 7, 20252 min read


Dangerous Animals (2025)
The premise of Sean Byrne's Dangerous Animals could be described as Silence of the Lambs (1991) meets Jaws (1975).
Sep 7, 20253 min read


The Bad Guys 2 (2025)
All in all, The Bad Guys 2 explains its own existence rather well.
Sep 4, 20252 min read


Eddington (2025)
Ari Aster returns to our screen with something completely different once more, after 2023's lengthy and divisive Beau is Afraid.
Sep 4, 20254 min read


Zero (2025)
Two Americans wake up in Dakar with explosive devices attached to them. Willem Dafoe is soon in their ears, telling them exactly what he wants them to do....
Aug 10, 20252 min read


Sinners (2025)
Ryan Coogler's foray into horror (sort of) is a fascinating and frustrating experience.
Aug 8, 20254 min read


Bring Her Back (2025)
Directors Danny and Michael Phillipou build on the enormous promise they hinted at in Talk To Me with this horribly effective chiller.
Aug 6, 20252 min read


F1 (2025)
F1 should simply not work. And yet, somehow, it really does.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


The Shrouds (2025)
David Cronenberg returns to our screens once more, this time through gravestones, in what might be his most personal film yet.
Jul 23, 20253 min read


Drop (2025)
A woman on a first date start receiving threatening messages- and must make some hideous choices.
Jul 11, 20252 min read


Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
The eighth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise has nothing to say, and says it badly.
Jul 10, 20255 min read


Presence (2025)
Steven Soderbergh's second film of the year sees him experimenting in ghost stories- with mixed results.
Jul 8, 20252 min read


Elio (2025)
Pixar's latest has been delayed for a year. It's been a while since they stumbled on something truly great, so how does Elio stack up?
Jul 3, 20253 min read


28 Years Later (2025)
Danny Boyle's sequel is a tonally uneven and ultimately disappointing return to the infected world he helped create nearly two decades ago.
Jul 2, 20254 min read


The End (2025)
Joshua Oppenheimer turns to music to portray a post-apocalyptic, impressive, bizarre and frustrating work.
Jun 10, 20252 min read


The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
Wes Anderson's latest might be the most Wes Anderson film he's ever made. We've heard that before.
Jun 6, 20252 min read


Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025)
Ethan Hunt returns for what appears to be the final time, in an insane conclusion to the series.
Jun 5, 20253 min read


Parthenope (2025)
Paulo Sorrentino returns to Naples once again after his partially autobiographical The Hand of God (2021), with Parthenope.
May 27, 20253 min read
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