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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Local Hero (1983)
Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Considered by many to be Werner Herzog’s magnum opus, Fitzcarraldo does nothing to prove those claims are worthless.
Oct 29, 20232 min read


Broadcast News (1987)
What makes a good Romcom is being genuinely unaware of how the films’ going to end, and Broadcast News manages to tick this box with aplomb.
Oct 14, 20232 min read


Sea of Love (1989)
Al Pacino plays a troubled detective (sound familiar?) investigating a serial killer. Sound familiar?
Oct 8, 20232 min read


Escape From New York (1981)
Kurt Russell's Snake Plissken is one of both Carpenter and Russell's finest creations.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Someone to Watch Over Me (1987)
As far as erotic thrillers go, this one had a lot to live up to after viewings of Sea Of Love (1989) and In The Cut (2003) the previous...
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Police Story (1985)
Hong Kong policeman Kevin single handedly arrests a notorious drug lord, but is soon after framed for the murder of a policeman.
Oct 1, 20231 min read


Fear City (1984)
Fear City, whilst not Ferrera's best work, is arguably a much more important and impressive piece of work than it's given credit for.
Oct 1, 20232 min read


Scrooged (1988)
Bill Murray is excellently cast as selfish TV executive Frank Cross in Richard Donner’s original take on Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
More kill spree mayhem by a man dressed as Santa.
Sep 16, 20231 min read


Firefox (1982)
Clint Eastwood stars as a pilot who has to infiltrate the Soviet Union disguised as a drug smuggler, and steal a state of the art aircraft.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Flesh + Blood (1985)
Paul Verhoeven’s first film in the English language bores all the hallmarks of the Dutch director.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
This gorgeous feature follows 13-year-old Kiki as she moves to a seaside town with her talking cat, Jiji, to spend a year in training....
Sep 2, 20231 min read


Moonlighting (1982)
This is a terrific little film, small in both scope and incident, yet utterly compelling from start to finish.
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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