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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


A Town Called Panic (2009)
To call this film mad would be an insane understatement, and it’s all the better for it.
Nov 21, 20231 min read


Amadeus: Director's Cut (1984)
I haven’t seen the theatrical cut, but if you have the option, you should without doubt track down this version.
Nov 21, 20232 min read


Licorice Pizza (2021)
Licorice Pizza shouldn’t be pulled apart, it should be experienced, enjoyed, and ultimately, probably loved.
Nov 21, 20233 min read


Spencer (2021)
Spencer is wrapped together as tightly as Diana herself; your heart is in your mouth for much of the film as you worry what’s coming next.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


Petite Maman (2021)
Celine Sciamma follows up her world beating Portrait Of A Lady On Fire (2019) with another gorgeous and poignant film.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Hand of God (2021)
My favourite film of 2021, Sorrentino's autobiographical tale of a teenager in Naples is absolutely gorgeous.
Nov 20, 20233 min read


Martin Eden (2021)
Based on Jack London's 1909 novel, Pietro Marcello's adaptation transposes the story from California to Naples, with stunning effect.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


How to Have Sex (2023)
Molly Manning Walker's debut feature is one of the best films of 2023.
Nov 19, 20234 min read


The Great Beauty (2013)
Viewed by many as Paulo Sorrentino’s magnum opus, The Great Beauty won the Oscar for best foreign language film in 2014.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)
Director Cooper Raiff is, somewhat astoundingly, only twenty-five years of age. His latest once again proves how talented he is.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Showgirls (1995)
It will come as no surprise to you that I think Showgirls is brilliant.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Local Hero (1983)
Following a personal recommendation from one Mark Kermode many years ago I finally got through Local Hero this week.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


HyperNormalisation (2016)
Individualism and self actualisation, as Curtis explains in this staggering piece of work, is not what it once was.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Benedetta (2022)
All the elements of Paul Verhoeven are on display in his latest, a tale of a lesbian nun in seventeenth century Italy.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Devils (1971)
Banned on release, Ken Russell's The Devils still remains without a full uncut release, which is a real shame.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Martin McDonagh’s back catalogue thus far is impressive to say the least.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


Rotting in the Sun (2023)
Sebastián Silva's depiction of self-obsession and narcissism is one of 2023's funniest and original films.
Nov 11, 20232 min read


The Killer (2023)
David Fincher is back on form in this formulaic but hugely entertaining Hitman thriller.
Nov 11, 20233 min read


Possum (2018)
Matthew Holness is likely best known to you as Garth Merenghi; author, dream weaver, and visionary. He's directed a horror film.
Nov 5, 20232 min read


Metropolis (1927)
Metropolis remains one of the most important films ever made.
Nov 5, 20231 min read
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