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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 7, 20254 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 6, 20252 min read


Red Rooms (2024)
Canadian director Pascale Plante brings a fresh feel to the serial killer genre in this tight, well written thriller.
Dec 15, 20242 min read


Kneecap (2024)
This fast paced fictionalised origin story of the Irish rap group is thrilling, offering many an important history lesson.
Dec 8, 20243 min read


The Delinquents (2024)
Rodrigo Moreno's slow burning heist drama thriller (of sorts) is one of the most intriguing films of this year.
Nov 29, 20243 min read


Anora (2024)
Sean Baker's latest film has already won the Palme d'Or at Cannes, and should find itself with more accolades in the new year.
Nov 28, 20242 min read


Juror #2 (2024)
Eastwood's 40th film as director at the age of 94 proves he's as consistent and engaging as ever.
Nov 28, 20243 min read


The Wild Robot (2024)
After much cajoling and promises of toys and other such things, I finally persuaded my daughter to come and watch The Wild Robot with me.
Nov 3, 20242 min read


The Goldman Case (2024)
Cédric Kahn's film is a gripping courtroom drama anchored by an excellent performance by Arieh Worthalter as Pierre Goldman.
Oct 6, 20242 min read


The Substance (2024)
Coralie Fargeat's follow up to Revenge is a rip-roaring body horror that fully immerses and entertains.
Oct 6, 20243 min read


MaXXXine (2024)
Ti West's slasher/horror trilogy comes to a close with potentially its finest moment yet.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Yannick (2024)
Quentin Dupieux's film making is odd to say the very least, and Yannick is no different.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Sunset Boulevard fully justifies its legendary status.
Apr 1, 20242 min read
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