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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


MaXXXine (2024)
Ti West's slasher/horror trilogy comes to a close with potentially its finest moment yet.
Aug 2, 20243 min read


Yannick (2024)
Quentin Dupieux's film making is odd to say the very least, and Yannick is no different.
Jul 14, 20242 min read


Horizon: An American Saga Part One (2024)
Kevin Costner's passion project begins (and possibly ends) with this astonishing piece of cinema.
Jul 13, 20243 min read


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)
I, rather foolishly, didn't expect a Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) sequel after I walked out of a screening nine years ago. But the...
Jun 1, 20243 min read


Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
Rose Glass follows up her stately debut Saint Maud (2019) with this enthralling tale of love and revenge. Lou (Kristen Stewart) and...
May 5, 20243 min read


Disco Boy (2024)
Giacomo Abbruzzese's debut feature, without doubt, marks him out for future exploration.
Apr 13, 20243 min read


Memory (2024)
Michel Franco's isn't so much a film about dementia, but rather a relationship that happens to have dementia as a part of it.
Apr 12, 20242 min read


Robot Dreams (2024)
This is cinema at its most magnificently joyous, and should be seen by everyone at the earliest opportunity.
Apr 7, 20243 min read


The Settlers (2024)
Felipe Gálvez Haberle's debut feature is a brutal and uncompromising take on the exploitation and colonisation of Tierra del Fuego.
Apr 7, 20242 min read


Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Sunset Boulevard fully justifies its legendary status.
Apr 1, 20242 min read


Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Clint Eastwood cleaned up at the 2005 Oscars for this hard hitting boxing drama.
Apr 1, 20243 min read


The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974)
The film that influenced Quentin Tarantino enough to name his crew's code names in Reservoir Dogs (1992) after the villains of this piece.
Feb 25, 20241 min read


13 Tzameti (2005)
Gela Babluani's stunning debut feature was made when he was only twenty-six years old, and he's only made one full length since.
Feb 25, 20242 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Daughter of the Nile (1987)
Hou Hsiao-Hsien’s 1987 film is a gorgeous and understated coming of age drama.
Feb 22, 20241 min read


My Neighbor Totoro (1988)
My Neighbor Totoro is a beautiful film, and like pretty much all Ghibli film will work for all ages.
Feb 21, 20242 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Nitram (2022)
Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Scala!!! (2024)
Charting the rise and fall of the eccentric and unique Scala cinema in King's Cross, this Doc is a vital piece of cinematic history.
Feb 4, 20243 min read
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