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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Emergency (2022)
Emergency leaves its questions hanging, as well as satisfyingly bringing its own story to a conclusion.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Mad God (2022)
Thirty years in gestation, this dystopian stop motion feature is the brainchild of special effects master Phil Tippett.
Mar 10, 20242 min read


Dune: Part Two (2024)
After much delay, Denis Villeneuve finally returns us to Arrakis for more majestic visuals and spectacular fight sequences.
Mar 10, 20244 min read


Reality (2023)
If you didn't know that Reality was based on, well, reality, you'd be forgiven dismissing this as very odd.
Mar 9, 20242 min read


Wicked Little Letters (2024)
Wicked Little Letters' trailer sells it as something that is slightly misleading.
Mar 3, 20245 min read


The Kitchen (2024)
The Kitchen tells the story of a funeral-service worker trying to work his way out of a housing a estate in a futuristic London.
Feb 28, 20243 min read


Fallen Leaves (2023)
Krishnamurti's deadpan romantic comedy is one of the finest in many a year.
Feb 24, 20243 min read


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Ford goes out with a bang, but the series goes out with a digital whimper.
Feb 22, 20243 min read


The Worst Person in the World (2022)
Joachim Trier's film chronicles four years in the life of Julie, a thirty something young woman whose at a crossroads in life.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Nitram (2022)
Nitram can be attributed as another unqualified success for Kurzel, it’s a terrific piece of film making.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)
Did we need a sequel to Chicken Run?
Feb 11, 20243 min read


Migration (2024)
Illumination somehow fail to release something without a minion in sight.
Feb 11, 20242 min read


American Fiction (2024)
Cord Jefferson's debut feature is at times hilarious, consistently heartfelt and although flawed is deserving of its Oscar nominations.
Feb 11, 20243 min read


The Zone of Interest (2024)
It's been over a decade since Jonathan Glazer was last on our cinema screens, and he returns with a deeply disturbing Oscar front runner.
Feb 7, 20244 min read


Scala!!! (2024)
Charting the rise and fall of the eccentric and unique Scala cinema in King's Cross, this Doc is a vital piece of cinematic history.
Feb 4, 20243 min read


Cryptozoo (2021)
Rich in originality as well as its animation and storytelling, Cryptozoo is unlike anything I'd witnessed before.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


The French Dispatch (2021)
Taking on a portmanteau style picture is something that would seem to fit right into Anderson’s mantra.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Censor (2021)
Censor is a terrific piece of work, and Prano Bailey-Bond is a massive talent to look out for in the future.
Feb 1, 20241 min read


Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds (2012)
My daughter, perhaps harshly, gave this film a 0 out of 10.
Jan 31, 20242 min read


Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
By rights, we shouldn't even have the chance to see this, Snyder's Justice League in its full, four hour format.
Jan 31, 20243 min read
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