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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Fabelmans (2023)
The Fabelmans is based Steven Spielberg's own childhood and introduction to film in post-war America, an intriguing premise....
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Tár (2023)
Cate Blanchett is a tour de force in Todd Field's latest, as a conductor who has to face accusations that may or may not be true.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Enys Men (2023)
Mark Jenkin returns with his follow up to his debut masterpiece Bait (2019) with this eerie folk chiller.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Elvis (2022)
Baz Luhrman returns for the first time since his turgid and lavish The Great Gatsby (2013) with this partial biopic of the king himself.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Return To Seoul (2023)
Davy Chou's second feature film concerns Freddie, a Korean adoptee brought up in France who on a whim decides to travel to Seoul.
Sep 16, 20232 min read


Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2023)
One of the biggest surprises of the year.
Sep 10, 20232 min read




Women Talking (2023)
Sarah Polley’s adaptation of Miriam Toews 2018 novel is an intricate and theological affair.
Sep 10, 20232 min read




The Whale (2023)
Brendon Fraser's Oscar winning performance was deserving of the accolades, but was the film itself?
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Nostalgia (2023)
Returning to his home town of Naples after forty years living in Egypt, Felice must face the Camorra, and his past.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Deep Water (2022)
A barrage of infidelity and violence is probably many people's idea of heaven, but Adrian Lynch surprisingly fails to make it work.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


The Quiet Girl (2022)
Nine year old Cáit is sent to live at a distant cousins house for the summer in rural Waterford, Ireland.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Rye Lane (2023)
Dom has just lost his long time girlfriend to his best friend, and is heard crying in a toilet cubical by Vivian Oparah’s Ya. Sparks fly...
Sep 10, 20232 min read


Sharper (2023)
Described as a 'teasing long-con', a more appropriate description of this drivel would be a 'testing long-chore'.
Sep 10, 20231 min read


Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2023)
Marcel is a shell who lives in an air bnb house with his Nan, and embarks on a quest to find his missing family.
Sep 10, 20232 min read


X (2022)
Ti West’s first in a trilogy of scratchy slasher flicks stars Mia Goth as Maxine, an aspiring adult film star.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


EO (2023)
The titular character is a donkey that we follow over a period of time as he passes from owner to owner, some nice, some absolutely not.
Sep 3, 20231 min read


Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (2023)
Kelly Fremon Craig's adaptation of Judy Blume's 1970 novel is a lovely affair, and stars Abby Ryder Fortson as the titular character.
Sep 3, 20232 min read


A Thousand and One (2023)
An ex-con kidnaps her six-year-old son Terry from foster care after stumbling upon his whereabouts accidentally.
Sep 2, 20231 min read
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