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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Spencer (2021)
Spencer is wrapped together as tightly as Diana herself; your heart is in your mouth for much of the film as you worry what’s coming next.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Green Knight (2021)
David Lowery expands his pallet into Arthurian legend in this Dev Patel fronted medieval thriller/drama.
Nov 20, 20231 min read


The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Once again I walked out of a Matrix sequel disagreeing with everyone else.
Nov 20, 20232 min read


The Hand of God (2021)
My favourite film of 2021, Sorrentino's autobiographical tale of a teenager in Naples is absolutely gorgeous.
Nov 20, 20233 min read


Martin Eden (2021)
Based on Jack London's 1909 novel, Pietro Marcello's adaptation transposes the story from California to Naples, with stunning effect.
Nov 19, 20232 min read


How to Have Sex (2023)
Molly Manning Walker's debut feature is one of the best films of 2023.
Nov 19, 20234 min read


Don't Look Up (2021)
It feels like a long time since Adam McKay was directing films like Anchorman (2004) and Step Brothers (2008).
Nov 19, 20232 min read


Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
Spiral makes the bottom of the barrel look a rather pleasing place to be scraping from.
Nov 16, 20232 min read


Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)
The sixth Jurassic Park film is utterly redundant, but it is at least better than its appalling predecessor.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


On the Count of Three (2022)
On The Count Of The Three may end up being a fairly incidental film, but there's plenty to like.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)
Director Cooper Raiff is, somewhat astoundingly, only twenty-five years of age. His latest once again proves how talented he is.
Nov 12, 20232 min read


Good Luck to you, Leo Grande (2022)
A two hander played in a superbly low key fashion by Emma Thompson and Daryl McCormack.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Boss Baby 2: Family Business (2021)
If you can figure out what exactly happens in Boss Baby 2 and explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Possessor (2020)
Brandon Cronenberg is well on his way to emulating his Father in the best way possible.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


One Night in Miami (2021)
One Night in Miami portrays a fictional meeting between some rather important historical figures back in 1964.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2021)
Despite the performances and the glorious look of the film, Ma Rainey's Black Bottom is somewhat of a disappointment.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Rocks (2020)
Rocks is a wonderful portrayal of something we know happens, but frequently don't worry about because it's not our problem.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Platform (2020)
Inventive doesn't scratch the surface when thinking of words to describe Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia's Spanish near-apocryphal Sci-Fi.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


The Trial of the Chicago 7 (2020)
Sorkin's film feels like a missed opportunity to analyse the events of 1969.
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Smile (2022)
Parker Finn's debut full length feature is one of the finest horror films of the last few years.
Nov 12, 20232 min read
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