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Elena Parasco's gorgeous new short is set across a single afternoon in Queens as we get up close and personal with two young men, Tilo and Rune, who have shared a decade-long ritual of collecting and listening to answering machine tapes from vintage stores across New York City.

This is a film whose surface sparkles with nostalgia and invites you to spend time admiring its style while hoping you forget the lack of substance.

David Mackenzie is back on form after 2025's disappointing Relay with this no holds barred London set thriller.

Hugh Jackman has been mercilessly promoting this new cosy crime caper leading up to its release, or perhaps it just feels like that because he's featured on an advert for the film during every trip to the cinema in the last month.

The Michael Jackson biopic makes no mention whatsoever of anything that happened after 1988, and is as bland as anything.