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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Rose of Nevada (2026)
Rose of Nevada is a master at work, a craftsman so attuned with his tools that you stop watching the film and start inhabiting it. And I'm not convinced that it's even his best film.
Apr 304 min read


Dead Man's Wire (2026)
Gus Van Sant returns to our screen with this true crime thriller starring Bill Skarsgård as Tony Kiritsis, an Indianapolis businessman who, in 1977 kidnapped a mortgage broker named Richard Hall, and tied his neck to a 'dead man's wire.'
Apr 232 min read


The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)
Money talks, so a Mario sequel was inevitable. Which means we'll probably get a third.
Apr 223 min read


La Gracia (2026)
Paolo Sorrentino and Toni Servillo reunite for La Grazia, a funny, melancholy and gorgeous film about grief, regret and power in Rome.
Apr 144 min read


Saipan (2026)
For those with no interest in football, Saipan might be a tricky sell. But filmmakers Glenn Layburn and Lisa and Barros D'Sa prove you don't need to have such curiosity in the sport itself to find Saipan both fascinating and often compelling.
Apr 134 min read


The Drama (2026)
The Drama, starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya, continues Kristopher Borgli's trend of biting satire albeit with a very relatable twist.
Apr 83 min read
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