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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Project Hail Mary (2026)
Andy Weir's novels are seemingly ripe for adaptation, and Phil Lord and Chris Miller's adaptation of Project Hail Mary is a blast.
Mar 294 min read
Sirāt (2026)
Sirāt is a blast on the senses, and needs to be seen on the biggest screen possible.
Mar 223 min read
The Voice of Hind Rajab (2026)
There's a lot been made of Kaouther Ben Hania's new film, which proved a huge talking point at the Venice Film Festival when it premiered there last year. It tells the horrific ordeal of the titular six year old girl, who was killed by the Israel Defence Forces in Gaza back in 2024.
Mar 142 min read
Hoppers (2026)
It feels like a long time now since we had a truly brilliant Pixar film. Can Hoppers change that?
Mar 104 min read
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