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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


The Mastermind (2025)
Kelly Reichardt's latest might well be her best- and that's saying something.
5d3 min read


The Running Man (2025)
Edgar Wright's adaptation of Stephen King's novel is a huge step up in quality from the original 1987 Arnie version.
5d3 min read


Relay (2025)
David Mackenzie's Relay might well be one of the most frustrating films I've seen in a long time- and there's many reasons for this.
Nov 143 min read


Frankenstein (2025)
Guillermo del Toro's take on Frankenstein proves to be as epic as you might expect.
Nov 123 min read


Four Mothers (2025)
Darren Thornton's Four Mothers, is a frankly ludicrous film in terms of its premise- but eventually settles into an enjoyable comedy.
Nov 123 min read


House of Dynamite (2025)
Kathryn Bigelow's new film gets a tiny cinematic release, but that doesn't remove any of its impact.
Nov 113 min read
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