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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Plankton: The Movie (2025)
Another entry for the SpongeBob Universe, one which makes no more or less sense than its predecessors.
Mar 21, 20252 min read
Mickey 17 (2025)
Mickey 17, Bong Joon-ho's first film after the Oscar winning Parasite (2019), is an enjoyable sci-fi thriller with standout performances.
Mar 19, 20252 min read
Nickel Boys (2025)
Nickel Boys is a gut-wrenching, beautifully made film that lingers in your mind long after the credits roll.
Mar 19, 20252 min read
Flow (2025)
Latvian's entry for the Academy Awards, Flow deservedly walked off with the Oscar for Best Animated Feature this year. It's a joy.
Mar 14, 20253 min read
The Last Showgirl (2025)
The figure of Paul Verhoeven looms large over Gia Coppola's third feature, as does a towering performance from Pamela Anderson.
Mar 5, 20252 min read
Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)
Bridget returns for her fourth-and surely final- outing.
Mar 2, 20254 min read
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