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THE INTERNET'S MOST HONEST FILM REVIEWS. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


Grand Theft Hamlet (2025)
Unleashing a performance of Hamlet within Grand Theft Auto V Online sounds like utter madness. And it is.
Feb 263 min read


Hard Truths (2025)
Mike Leigh, seasoned veteran of a hard hitting British drama returns to the (sort of) kitchen-sink sub-genre with Hard Truths.
Feb 132 min read


A Real Pain (2025)
A Real Pain is written, directed by, and stars Eisenberg as one of two Jewish American cousins traveling to Poland.
Feb 124 min read


Babygirl (2025)
Babygirl manages to work as a modern erotically charged drama.
Feb 113 min read


A Complete Unknown (2025)
James Mangold's Bob Dylan biopic is anchored and driven by an excellent central performance by Timothée Chalamet.
Feb 73 min read


The Brutalist (2025)
A near four-hour film spanning over thirty years, reviving the format of Vistavision, Brady Corbet's latest is epic in every sense.
Feb 74 min read


September 5 (2025)
This political thriller, dealing with the events of the Munich Olympics terrorist attack by Black September, is utterly relentless.
Feb 62 min read
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